ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
YOU KNOW I NEVER BELIEVED PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAID TOM WAS A FLIRTY MAN BUT WOW ACTUAL PROOF[X]
*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS