samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

butts-of-johnlock:

how he do that?

Phosphenes n. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes.

anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

tomhazeldine:

Tom Hiddleston - Definitions
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.
my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

Tom Hiddleston - Definitions

tinybabymouth:

I…..i like….a boy. I am so weak